23|They/Them|Mostly shitposts and obey me!
CRUNCH CRUNCH
A calm Lucifer with his poison apple
I’ve been so inactive lately lol…
Finally done 😌 and thanks before
I did it, I colored him! (Mean, handsome bastard)
It’s come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.
So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.
So.
The Game.
The following are the rules of The Game:
- there is no winning The Game
- once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game
- the point of The Game is to not think about The Game
- if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game
A “reset period” of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily “forget” about The Game, however that is not an official rule.
Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.
What have you done
FUCKING SHIT I MANAGED TO GO. A full YEAR A FULL YEAR and you hit me with this shit! Now everyone who follows me has to suffer too
(via dontbeanassbutt)
Bicon, Megan Fox geeking out over Jennifer’s Body and its legacy.
(via ashi-cookie)
Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot
(via ashi-cookie)
Lucifer, to MC: You are the calm breeze of this fuckstorm of a life I’m living.
asmodeus: you look absolutely dashing today bro. pro homo.
satan: I think you mean no homo
asmodeus: it’s a new era bro,support the gays.
Lucifer:*points at Mammon* What the Hell is that?
Mc: It’s a baby we found in the trash.
Lucifer: ….
Lucifer: Well, put it back. It doesn’t belong to you.
Simeon: what time is it?
MC: hold on lemme check.
MC: *breathes*
MC: *screams*
Lucifer: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AT 4:56 AM IN THE MORNING?!?!
MC: it’s 4:56 am.
Simeon:
Lucifer: You know I don’t like all those Asian romance games you play, right? Go outside more often.
Mc: Would you rather I romance real boys when I’m outside ?
Lucifer: …
Mc: ….
Lucifer: I-
Mc: -That’s what I thought.
Demon: you wanna die Human?
Mc: um one second
Demon:
Mc: *on the phone*
Mc: Lucifer said no
[Mammon and Levi fidget on their seats nervously]
Mammon: Listen, I know we made a slight mistake–
Lucifer: [calmly reading paperworks behind the desk] Whatever you’re gonna say, save it for ten seconds…
Levi: What happens in 10 seconds?
Lucifer: Just hang on for another 5 seconds–
Mammon: [sweats] What happens in 5 seconds??
Mc: [storming into the office looking deadly furious] WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCKING HELL WERE YOU TWO THINKING?!